a few interview tips

this is not how u shud do the things u do but the other way!
here is how the interview goes..........................................
i will upload the rest of it after smbdy gives any comment!


Right guy : R, Left guy: L

L: Give me your certificates file.
Me: Here. Take it. Handle with care. Don’t steal any of the certificates.

R: So your name is vivek?
Me: No. It’s my brother’s name.

R: And singh is your father’s name?
Me: Yes and singh is my last name.

R: It’s your family name, right?
Me: No it’s my last name.

R: So what did you do in nit warangal?
Me: I played cricket. I used to have lunch. I liked the Maggie canteen and nite visit 2 sinu point . I also checked out a few girls. By the time I passed out, I realized that I have cmplted 3 years.

R: When did you start your engineering?
Me: Ask L. He has the certificates. His confused looks give me a feeling that he won’t be able to figure out the year. It’s 2006.

R: What have you done since then?
Me: Ask me, what have I not done?

R: What have you not done?
Me: OK I’ll tell you what I have done. wen i joined ma first year i tried to understand a few things wat the teacher was teaching. it took me a year to know that the teacher himself was copying things from last years copy. it continued for a while and then i had no other choice than 2 give up .
R: You completed 3 years in civil Engineering. Do you remember anything?
Me: No. But I know you’ll still ask.